Then play with the cat.
Playing soccer with a roll of toilet paper is a lot of fun.
Our cat, Butterball, loves to grab the toilet paper roll with his claws and bite it.
With his claws dug in, the paper roll cannot escape.
Butterball: the greatest toilet paper champion in our condo!
It is a good thing that we are discouraged from inviting guests. They may wonder why the toilet paper is covered with cat hair and has many small holes in it.
Two adults can play toilet paper soccer and have just as much fun as I do with our cat.